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This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For offered use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beetles. Penalty for private use. Penalty for commercial use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in a well ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with same type. Booths for two or more only. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, tear or mutilate. No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your mileage may vary. Do not feed the animals. Keep hands and feet away at all times. Light only in well ventilated room. Keep off the grass. Do not breathe fumes. Some settling may occur. Keep voices low. No refunds. All sales final. Your receipt is your ticket. We are not responsible for incidents related to this product. No entry after dark. Less than 50% of the people using this product have side effects. Do not use if pregnant. Do not use if you suspect you may have a medical condition. Membership subject to approval. Watch for falling debris. Designed for light weight only. Do not place in magnetic field. No copying aloud. Do not stand on or near. Soil is radioactive. The water may not be safe to drink. Enter at your own risk. No lifeguard on duty. Watch for sink holes. We are not responsible for safe delivery. Airbag may be harmful to passengers in an accident. Do not store near flame. Do not discard used batteries. Growth hormones may be contained in this product. Most users observed slight side effects. Do not use with other medications. Not responsible for mis-use. Smoke present. There is no medical facility on board. You may experience drowsiness. Not guaranteed to work all the time. Watch for broken glass. Errors must be reported within 72 hr.. Damages to shipment must be reported to courier at time of delivery. All linens are not laundered after each guest. Watch your step. Schedules may be canceled at any time. Doors close at show time. No food or drink. This supersedes all previous notices applicable. This disclaimer may not be copied without the expressed written consent of whoever it was taken from. Based on our careful analysis, none of us are responsible for anything!

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