This product is meant for educational
purposes only. Any resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely
coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each
check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle
during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty expressed or implied.
Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage
will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB approval. This is not an offer
to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for
some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For
recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age.
If condition persists, consult your physician. No user serviceable parts
inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without
notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed
in the United States. Please remain seated until the ride has come to a
complete stop. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For offered
use only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non tobacco ingredients. Colors may fade.
Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American
Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process
promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current
at time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable
to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential
damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating
locations only. Not the Beetles. Penalty for private use. Penalty for commercial
use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
Your canceled check is your receipt. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized
for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here
without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Employees
and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been
briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call now
to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted
for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at location stamped
in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only
in a well ventilated area. Keep away from fire or flames. Replace with
same type. Booths for two or more only. Some equipment shown is optional.
Price does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for children.
Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No solicitors.
No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant
package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull
up, then pull down. Call toll free number before digging. Driver does not
carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer than they
appear. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. Unix is
a registered trademark of AT&T. Do not fold, tear or mutilate. No transfers
issued until the bus comes to a complete stop. Package sold by weight,
not volume. Your mileage may vary. Do not feed the animals. Keep hands
and feet away at all times. Light only in well ventilated room. Keep off
the grass. Do not breathe fumes. Some settling may occur. Keep voices low.
No refunds. All sales final. Your receipt is your ticket. We are not responsible
for incidents related to this product. No entry after dark. Less than 50%
of the people using this product have side effects. Do not use if pregnant.
Do not use if you suspect you may have a medical condition. Membership
subject to approval. Watch for falling debris. Designed for light weight
only. Do not place in magnetic field. No copying aloud. Do not stand on
or near. Soil is radioactive. The water may not be safe to drink. Enter
at your own risk. No lifeguard on duty. Watch for sink holes. We are not
responsible for safe delivery. Airbag may be harmful to passengers in an
accident. Do not store near flame. Do not discard used batteries. Growth
hormones may be contained in this product. Most users observed slight side
effects. Do not use with other medications. Not responsible for mis-use.
Smoke present. There is no medical facility on board. You may experience
drowsiness. Not guaranteed to work all the time. Watch for broken glass.
Errors must be reported within 72 hr.. Damages to shipment must be reported
to courier at time of delivery. All linens are not laundered after each
guest. Watch your step. Schedules may be canceled at any time. Doors close
at show time. No food or drink. This supersedes all previous notices applicable.
This disclaimer may not be copied without the expressed written consent
of whoever it was taken from. Based on our careful analysis, none of us
are responsible for anything!
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